2008-6-14 00:15
unobi
嚙踝蕭|嚙踝蕭Gag嚙瑾嚙踝蕭-HOSPITAL POLITICS
When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital,
the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort ofa gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve,
and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted;
the Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body', while the Paediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
the Radiologists could see right through it,
and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,
and the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'
The Chiropodists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas
and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say 'no'.
In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some asshole in administration.
2008-6-14 07:24
daniel06
[quote]嚙趣帖嚙踝蕭 [i]unobi[/i] 嚙踝蕭 嚙諉用又at, 14 Jun 2008 00:15:24 +0000嚙瞋嚙瘦MT嚙踝蕭 00:15 嚙緻嚙踝蕭
When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital,
the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastr ... [/quote]
Wow......
it is good there isn't any pictures at all XD