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作者: unobi    時間: 2008-6-14 00:15     標題: 醫院爛Gag一個-HOSPITAL POLITICS

When a panel of doctors was asked  to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital,

the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastroenterologists had sort ofa gut feeling about it, but the Neurologists thought the administration had a lot of nerve,
and the Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a misconception.

The Ophthalmologists considered the idea shortsighted;

the Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead body', while the Paediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'

The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness,
the Radiologists could see right through it,

and the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.

The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow,

and the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a whole new face on the matter.'

The Chiropodists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.

The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas

and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to say 'no'.


In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up to some asshole in administration.
作者: ZetA-ChaR    時間: 2008-6-14 00:18

爛灑....

*我唔夠膽點你的圖片
作者: daniel06    時間: 2008-6-14 07:24



QUOTE:
原帖由 unobi 於 該用又at, 14 Jun 2008 00:15:24 +0000被矮MT用 00:15 發表
When a panel of doctors was asked  to vote on adding a new wing to their hospital,

the Allergists voted to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

The Gastr ...

Wow......
it is good there isn't any pictures at all XD




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